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AN EDUCATING STORY IN LABSCHOLL

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One day, YKCIMHA goes to his scholl. He meets his friends on the way to the scholl. Their names are Ocha, AKITA, and IQFIR. They talk about the things they knew in the scholl.

YKCIMHA : Hey IQFIR, do you think that Syarmilly will angry to us? You know, that OTIHD was breaking a window glass.

IQFIR : If hell angry, Ill not allow him. I know that OTIHD didnt want to do it. It wasnt his fault!

Ocha : YKCIMHA, am I a fat and short boy? And then my head is uniting with my chess. Besides, my skin is very light like a baby, and my skin is very soft. Am I an ugly little boy with two big teeth?

YKCIMHA : I think so

Ocha : YKCIMHA is very bad. I hate him!

YKCIMHA : Oh yeah, Ocha, please jump with opened ass!

Ocha : Okay, one (he opens his short to show his underwear) two (he opens his underwear to show his ass then jump) THREE!!! DOINNK! (he jumps with opened ass!)

YKCIMHA : Good, Human of River but I wont pay that action, little boy!

AKITA : I see a familiar people comes here! Oh, its OTIHD!

OTIHD : Good morning everyone! Long time no see What did you talk?

AKITA : Oh yeah, they talked about you and Syarmilly. I think that Syarmilly will angry to you, but its not your fault! Its not fair!

YKCIMHA, IQFIR, Ocha, AKITA, and OTIHD : Yeah, lets attack Syarmilly!!!

              They arrive at scholl. The bell rings. They start to study physics science. Suddenly, Mr. Syarmilly arrive in their classroom.

OTIHD : Hey Syarmilly, how dare you told my parents that I am a naughty boy! You said that I was breaking that window glass because of my catapult game! Its not true, and it wasnt my fault! Please hear the true story : When I cleaned the class, I closed the window glass. When I did it, the glass broke. Thats the real story!

Syarmilly : OTHID, please call me as a teacher! Dont be rude to your teachers and friends!

OTIHD : But

Syarmilly : Shut up! Okay, lets begin the lesson. Today, well learn about temperature and expending. Now, listen! What is the different between temperature and panas?

OTIHD : Oh please! Listen to me

Syarmilly : My student, dont listen to OTIHD! It useless!

OTIHD : Oh yeah? Okay, I wont listen to you anymore! From now, Im not your student!

Syarmilly : Are you serious? Okay, now GO OUT AND DONT COME AGAIN, FOREVER!!!

              OTIHD is very sad. He goes out from his own class. When the break time, his friends meet him. They support OTIHD to opposes with Syarmilly. And all of his classmates go to teachers room. When they arrive

YKCIMHA : Mr. Syarmilly, please listen to OTIHD. He know that he was wrong because he was rude to you. But please! Listen to the real story! Dont lie to his parents!

Ocha : Yeah, yeah! Ill bet, if Syarmilly is true, Ill not jump with opened ass but if OTHID is true, Ill jump with opened ass!

IQFIR : Ocha, please dont do a silly thing! Youre a good boy, please maintain your dignity!

Ocha : No, Ill not maintain my dignity!

IQFIR : Okay, Its up to you I think it is your destiny.

Ocha : Yes!

NARBIG : Okay, now strait to the point!

Syarmilly : Fwa, ha, ha, ha! Mwa, ha, ha, ha! You know if I dont listen to OTIHD, Ill get bribery from Headmaster ONOIDEOSRAM!

OTIHD : WHAT!? I am very ashamed to hear my teacher was a greedy person!

Syarmilly : Oh, Im not greedy, you know? I just need a lot of money and be rich, not like a poor teacher! Fwa, ha, ha, ha!

              OTIHD and all of his classmates disappointed. And the day to get bribery from Headmaster ONOIDEOSRAM came.

Syarmilly : Okay, lets begin. Come on! Give me the money!

Headmaster ONOIDEOSRAM : Please wait. Listen the total of money Ill give you : Rp 1,000,000,000,000.00!!!

Syarmilly : YAY!!!

Headmaster ONOIDEOSRAM : Do you know that Im a traitor? Ill not give you any, even 1 cen!

Syarmilly : But why? I want to be rich

Headmaster ONOIDEOSRAM : Enough with your nonsense! From know, youre fired!

Syarmilly : NOOOOOOOOOO!!! what? Its only a dream. Okay, Ill listen to OTIHD.

              When Syarmilly goes to scholl, he apologizes to OTIHD. And then OTIHD forgives him.


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